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I really want to have a tornado occur somewhere local to me.  I will drive my car into it, wearing a parachute, and when I am at the top I will jump out and let it centrifuge me out so I can sky-dive back down.  I might not even pull the chute cord, because I will most likely get struck by lightning, which I have stated already will give me superhuman abilities, and I will just make a crater in the ground when I land.  If you're reading this HAARP, please try to trigger tornadoes in my location, and try to make it an F6!

What happened to the Technics series of Legos?  Yes, they are still around, but in the late 1990s Lego decided to start combining parts to make assembly easier, and I would also assume, to cut production costs.  Well thank you, you have lost a customer.  I liked the Technics because it was logical, and mathematical, and made you think.  Why not just get rid of all the series and make only Duplo?

I want to get struck by lightning.  I KNOW that I would live through it and gain superhuman abilities.

When I sit at red lights in a turning lane, I usually end up staring at the car's turn signal that is in front of me and listen to the click of mine.  I cannot stand when the 2 go off sync.  I think there should be a radio signal broadcast throughout the world that has a 1Hz frequency.  Then every car would have an antenna to receive this pulse and blink the turn signal off of this, resulting in everyone having the same turn signal flash rate.