Jack Kevorkian

I will never be a man. I am incapable of it, since I had no father. I am a piece of shit, and if by some miracle a female ever had sex with me, and I impregnated her, I would be a scumbag of a father. I am the type of person who is a cancer on the world, and I don't even want to be anything positive in this world. Somebody please needs to just come kill me and rid the world of one more cell of cancer. I am too much of a coward to do anything by my own will, because of how much of a piece of shit I am. I don't want what the world would consider help in this situation. All I want is to die. If any of my messages here are interpreted as wanting help, in the world's sense of psychiatric help, you're wrong. My version of help is to give me death. I want a slow and painful death, because of all of the pain I've cause everyone over the years.

Tricycles are for losers

I really want to die. Can anyone kill me please?

The smelliest farts

I want to inject apple juice directly into my bloodstream.

Nobody But Me

Don't go makin' potato pies without my company

Lighters

The little metal piece that acts as a child-deterrent on a BiC lighter is called a crotch

Horses are stupid

I think the word "horse" should be spelled "whorse," because they are a bunch of stupid spoiled whores.