{"id":28,"date":"2010-07-27T15:03:24","date_gmt":"2010-07-27T19:03:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.timramich.com\/?p=28"},"modified":"2013-02-03T16:09:33","modified_gmt":"2013-02-03T21:09:33","slug":"why-arent-there-any-tornadoes-in-pa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.timramich.com\/?p=28","title":{"rendered":"Why aren&#8217;t there any tornadoes in PA?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I really want to have a tornado occur somewhere local to me. \u00a0I will drive my car into it, wearing a parachute, and when I am at the top I will jump out and let it centrifuge me out so I can sky-dive back down. \u00a0I might not even pull the chute cord, because I will most likely get struck by lightning, which I have stated already will give me superhuman abilities, and I will just make a crater in the ground when I land. \u00a0If you're reading this HAARP, please try to trigger tornadoes in my location, and try to make it an F6!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I really want to have a tornado occur somewhere local to me. \u00a0I will drive my car into it, wearing a parachute, and when I am at the top I will jump out and let it centrifuge me out so I can sky-dive back down. \u00a0I might not even pull the chute cord, because I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.timramich.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.timramich.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.timramich.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.timramich.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.timramich.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.timramich.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":861,"href":"http:\/\/blog.timramich.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions\/861"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.timramich.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.timramich.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.timramich.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}